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Two Right Hands: AI Slop and the Hand That Stirs It

An essay on AI slop as lukewarm, fingerprintless soup: a corporate deck figure with two right hands, the four-second animation eaten for a year of someone’s life, and Borges’s Pierre Menard as the counterpoint - a man who had to rewrite Don Quixote word for word to prove that the words were never the work.

October 4, 2026 · 3 min · Seditious Thoughts